tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post2180392104372637476..comments2023-09-26T09:14:37.239-07:00Comments on I've Come Undone: I have a wedgieZoehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06316768306476213276noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-40941973305134066622008-03-17T18:22:00.000-07:002008-03-17T18:22:00.000-07:00OMG, it sounds like you had a "day." I have had ...OMG, it sounds like you had a "day." I have had those before and I bet you were so drained. Did you get that glass of wine in before you passed out?NH Yocalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04706404613228845440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-1663704565342552862008-03-05T06:41:00.000-08:002008-03-05T06:41:00.000-08:00This is why you need the weekend away sister!! Hop...This is why you need the weekend away sister!! Hope you are able to still come and enjoy yourself and relax stress free from the kids!LeeAnn | {froggyleggs}https://www.blogger.com/profile/04934120675935878372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-81194165760701322892008-03-03T16:28:00.000-08:002008-03-03T16:28:00.000-08:00And you haven't killed your husband, why? Oh right...And you haven't killed your husband, why? Oh right--The insurance. Sheesh, the price you pay for insurance these days. <BR/><BR/>I hope today was better.Hyphen Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10129843526632243730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-5982959468887457442008-03-03T12:48:00.000-08:002008-03-03T12:48:00.000-08:00That is a pretty crappy day! I'd be ticked too! Ho...That is a pretty crappy day! I'd be ticked too! Hope things get better and that someone else steps up to the plate for once!Kristi @ Mi Vida Ocupadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08033353912749619320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-13119575611697777252008-03-03T11:57:00.000-08:002008-03-03T11:57:00.000-08:00Holy crap. I am going to return to this post again...Holy crap. I am going to return to this post again and again...namely when I feel ready to lose my shite because...dang woman, that is a lot to endure in one day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-18269833329537113102008-03-03T11:29:00.000-08:002008-03-03T11:29:00.000-08:00Wow Zoe...what craziness. Hope you enjoyed your wi...Wow Zoe...what craziness. Hope you enjoyed your wine..and that things calmed down a bitElizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03832173621876558242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-39358157171676060892008-03-03T08:02:00.000-08:002008-03-03T08:02:00.000-08:00A 6 oz does it? Damn! You clearly need to drink wa...A 6 oz does it? Damn! You clearly need to drink way, way more often!KGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10236206776336550381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-49993889316683419592008-03-03T07:49:00.000-08:002008-03-03T07:49:00.000-08:00Sounds like a rough day. Deep breath, step one... ...Sounds like a rough day. Deep breath, step one... do the most important thing first. Have a glass of wine while you cook dinner and do homework. Hope you get things under control. My day to sleep in is Saturday.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13064271466583841630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-52741325696948809922008-03-03T06:46:00.000-08:002008-03-03T06:46:00.000-08:00hmm and I thought I was the only one. My new catc...hmm and I thought I was the only one. My new catch-phrase seems to be "Am I your maid??!!" Between the husband (supposedly a grown-up) who seems to have confused the bathroom floor/closet with the washing machine, and the kids who think that every floor/surface/wall is their playroom/coloring book, I will soon be going crazy. Literally. I may have to whine like my little one, "Noooo body loves me anymore..." Geez....Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13260848118785885305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-23989399116479315532008-03-03T03:59:00.000-08:002008-03-03T03:59:00.000-08:00Zoe.Hope your wine was delicious.Have a great Mond...Zoe.<BR/><BR/>Hope your wine was delicious.<BR/><BR/>Have a great Monday. See you soon.Leslie Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13832497781814047002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-90122265633869091512008-03-03T01:43:00.000-08:002008-03-03T01:43:00.000-08:00Uh yeah, poop humor was in the air here too! Could...Uh yeah, poop humor was in the air here too! Couldn't even escape it when I took the girls shopping, still leaked from Lydia's mouth!<BR/>By lastnight, I was just smiling like a wildcat because I end up loving Mondays!linahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11932100780551355727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-74847114146634546722008-03-03T01:27:00.000-08:002008-03-03T01:27:00.000-08:00vent to us anytime girl! we are here for you. hang...vent to us anytime girl! we are here for you. hang in there... when do they turn 18? =)♥♥♥ jEn ♥♥♥https://www.blogger.com/profile/09374754277552090238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-76148838923931983422008-03-02T20:34:00.000-08:002008-03-02T20:34:00.000-08:00I hate dirty sock on the floor more than anything....I hate dirty sock on the floor more than anything. Drives me bonkers. I find the boy in the couch cushions too, yuk. The girl shreds the wipes to. I have to put them out of reach. she got a hold of a box of kleenex today though. I feel the same way you do you do everything for everyone and no one gives a rat's ass. I've let the house go to pot and have ended up cleaning it all up myself anyway. Have a drink and breath out and try not to kill any one:)Robynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07543401042959655640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-2316173034885990092008-03-02T20:29:00.000-08:002008-03-02T20:29:00.000-08:00i am exhausted reading this. i hope you have been ...i am exhausted reading this. i hope you have been enjoying the wine without the whine. :)jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08044560541276275050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-76815046977190811832008-03-02T20:14:00.000-08:002008-03-02T20:14:00.000-08:00just reading this gave me a headache. in fact i ha...just reading this gave me a headache. in fact i had to skim a little through the last list... that's craziness. leave them all with mark and get a pedicure. or to save money, maybe just to the mall and take a nap on a bench. :)jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18307744461233153055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-27222197350203584222008-03-02T20:12:00.000-08:002008-03-02T20:12:00.000-08:00Oh, so you're the resident house bitch too, huh? ...Oh, so you're the resident house bitch too, huh? I don't understand how the heathens that coexist in my residence can stand to live in the filth they create. And, I agree...when the hell is it my turn to sleep in?!? Bryan's in for it when he gets home in a couple of weeks!Hollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17200432313435797575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-33067498573783914842008-03-02T20:08:00.000-08:002008-03-02T20:08:00.000-08:00I like the "going on strike" method. Maybe you cou...I like the "going on strike" method. Maybe you could do it in such a way that wouldn't get you arrested.<BR/><BR/>I am forever wondering "Am I the only person who can see the piles of toys, clothes, stuff in the middle of the floor?" It took 10 years of living together, but now I start most weekend days with "Honey, what's on your agenda?" When he has nothing, I then list the 5 things I expect him to accomplish that day. He's warned. Failing will result in really grumpy wife. <BR/><BR/>How about bark collars... for EVERYBODY. We used them on our out-of-control barking dogs--AFTER we had tested them on ourselves to make sure it wasn't actually torture. Worked like a charm and kept our neighbors from burning our house down.<BR/><BR/>You deserve the wine. And much, much more!Hyphen Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10129843526632243730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-21465946185483725912008-03-02T19:52:00.000-08:002008-03-02T19:52:00.000-08:00Yes, yes, yes! Reading all of that definitely mak...Yes, yes, yes! Reading all of that definitely makes me want to drink. Please take a swig or two for me!<BR/><BR/>And I am with Amy . . . darn CPS.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-68343403350933527102008-03-02T19:17:00.000-08:002008-03-02T19:17:00.000-08:00I saw on the Today show last week where a mom went...I saw on the Today show last week where a mom went on "Strike" from her boys ages range from 12-17, 4 of them because she was sick of being disrespected and mistreated...unfortunately..they arrested her...those bastards!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08442674490084386558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-85292153821276251902008-03-02T19:01:00.001-08:002008-03-02T19:01:00.001-08:00Jump in the tub with the wine Zoe!Hope you get a g...Jump in the tub with the wine Zoe!<BR/>Hope you get a good nights sleep.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158790469825626439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-83931967044436791292008-03-02T19:01:00.000-08:002008-03-02T19:01:00.000-08:00those freakin danimals! don't buy them, girl!those freakin danimals! don't buy them, girl!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00447128976667732712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-87896266271075702232008-03-02T18:47:00.000-08:002008-03-02T18:47:00.000-08:00I'd say go and enjoy the wine! You deserve it! I...I'd say go and enjoy the wine! You deserve it! I hope tomorrow goes better! Sleep well in your wine induced coma!Michelle Leighhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04641964724198743746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-26789562826957910882008-03-02T17:49:00.000-08:002008-03-02T17:49:00.000-08:00Just breathe!!!And then lock yourself in the bathr...Just breathe!!!<BR/>And then lock yourself in the bathroom for a while with a good book and some Calgon. <BR/>I'm sorry you are having a bad day.Nicole Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17573744086439526817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7110507722103996096.post-90813150821445406972008-03-02T17:48:00.000-08:002008-03-02T17:48:00.000-08:00Darlin, don't you wish you could implant a chip be...Darlin, don't you wish you could implant a chip behind the ear of each of the offenders, and when they mess up, you give em a little shock with a remote?<BR/>Then, when you're just feeling evil, do it randomly, heh, heh.<BR/>Evil fantasies got me through lots.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com