There is a special man that has been in my life for 12 years. He was there the day I graduated from nursing school. I was with him hours before my wedding. He has loved me from skinny to fat. He never tells me no. He always makes time for me. He listens to my thoughts, my dreams and my fears. He makes me laugh-loud. He can make me blush like a school girl. He makes me feel beautiful and confident.
I am ashamed to admit it-but I have cheated on him. More than once. I have never been happy about it. There is nobody better. But at times I have been desperate and in need of a quick fix. He knows about some of these affairs. He has never said a word. He never makes me feel small or judged. He takes me back with open arms. My recent indiscretion is too obvious and bold to let slide though. I found someone else when he was too sick to care for me. Not only that, but this person is his friend. However, his substitute did not exceed my expectations and now I need him more than ever.
How on earth do I tell my hairdresser I have been unfaithful to him again???? And get him to fix my hair....
Thursday, April 17, 2008
TFT: An Affair to Remember
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hahaha - i'm dying here. you crack me up. um, i would tell him he was so booked you couldn't get in to him so you had to cheat on him. i'm going to my 'original' stylist on monday and i can't wait. i've missed her! :)
ReplyDeleteI 2nd Jenny, good one! He won't mind fixing your hair, I think he'd be glad to have you back.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that was hilarious. I was so confused there for a minute I had to re-read it in context! Thanks for the laugh Zoe, I needed a wake me up!
ReplyDeleteWhy, you, you HAIR SLUT you!
ReplyDeleteBetter than a psychic slut though.
hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness - you had me on this one!
ReplyDeleteYou are a hair whore. I am totally telling on you.
ReplyDeleteNever cheat on your hairdresser. They ALWAYS know!
this is how he'll take you back. moo-lah! works every time.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI haven't been back to see my 'regular' hairdresser since i cheated on her when i got married. I've never had the guts to go and crawl back after i used another for selfish pleasure ;>
ReplyDeleteI guess begging and forgiveness are in your future.
Blame it all on his friend and say you couldn't resist the temptation.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious! It is hard to be faithful all the time :)
ReplyDeleteThis happens to everyone. He'll just be glad to have you back and will be vindicated as a bonus!
ReplyDeleteWOw you are brave! I could NEVER leave my hairdresser! LOL Not even for a quick indiscretion!
ReplyDeleteOMG I hate the hairdresser guilt! I have a lot of associated hairdresser guilt not limited to the tip debate - how much should I tip? He's the owner, should I tip him more? What about the hair washer girl?
ReplyDelete*sigh*
I don't think this is funny at. all. Hairdressers get outright pouty if they find you out with another...
ReplyDeleteYeah. You definitely need to buy this guy some flowers and comment on how he has lost some weight...
ReplyDeleteI am tagging you! I linked to you on my site and have a list of the "rules" there. Give it a look-see and see if you want to give it a go! I'll be fun!
I'll have it up this evening!
Good luck and keep up the good work!
I'm about to cheat on my hairdresser myself. Taking into consideration that I almost considered her a friend (and she is, in truth, my neighbor), she done me wrong. And, now it is my evil turn to reciprocate...because I hold grudges like that. What can I say...I'm a bitch.
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