Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Pain in the Bitch

As you know I recently celebrated the 9th anniversary of my 29th birthday. At my request Mark purchased two private Pilate's lessons to get me started. Ok, so I purchased them for me from him. Anyway. My first lesson was awesome. I didn't even sweat...which rocks 'cause princesses hate to sweat. But the next day I sneezed and nearly cried my abs hurt so bad. The trainer must have just been trying to lure me in cause she whooped my ass at the second class. As I was being tortured on the reformer I felt a sharp pain in my lower back. But not wanting to look like a wimp-I kept going.

By Saturday night I could barely move. Sunday I couldn't even get off the toilet without help. Monday I was so painful I was nauseated. A trip to the chiropractor and my Dr. confirmed a lovely pinched nerve. I have to see the chiro every day for two weeks and I'm on some delicious drugs. They estimate I will be off work for a week.

Private Pilate's Lessons: $100
Medical Expenses: $200
Time Off Work: $1200
Being Excused From Housework: PRICELESS

Now who wants to come paint my toenails?


  1. Damn that getting healthy stuff. Get better, fast.

  2. don't they say if it hurts that means it's working? WHAT THE HELL DO THEY KNOW?!?! haha! hope you are feeling better quick.

  3. owie! Get well soon. Who's going to bring you your turkey dinner?

  4. I KNEW exercise was dangerous! Should be outlawed.

  5. I used to be an aesthetician. I would totally paint your toenails... ;)

    Hope you get better soon.

  6. LOL!!
    Yeah...that's pretty priceless!!

    It's great that you have a wonderful attitude about it, too. I'd take that situation as a hint not to tie myself up into knots and stay home watching "Days" and my medical dramas instead!!

  7. You had me at tighter abs and lost me a chiropractor. No pilates for this girl. Hope your up and moving soon.

  8. See sometimes its better just to sit on the couch and have a snack! :P Hope you feel better!

  9. Bwahahahaha! Okay. I'm not laughing AT you, but you always put the funny spin on things. Hope you're able to get out of bed by now!

  10. Pilates is dangerous! You are the second person recently who had this happen. Gosh darn, I hope you get better soon!

  11. I had to read this twice, at first I thought you mean pilots lessons lol. I love pilates, but yeah.


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