Saturday, March 15, 2008

SUCKER

Yes! That is the word tattooed on my forehead. I even think I may have been born with it. I some how got Tom Sawyered into both taking and picking Amonte up from the freaking teen club. Did I mention it closes at 1am? Or that I have been up since 6 am? Or that I am in carb withdrawal and have a KILLER headache. It is now nearly 12:45. By the time I get back with him Ava should be waking up for her post midnight boob. Cade will be up at 6-"It's morning time mom. When are you gonna get up?" Next will be Peyton-"It's Sunday are you gonna go get me donuts". I am a slave. Shackled by their cuteness, their cuddles and occasional compliments. I wonder how many laser treatments it will take to have this fucker burned off?

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  1. Well, some of your turdlets can't read yet, so I suspect it is emblazoned in your auric field.
    "Mom fears child will no longer love her if she doesn't wear herself out with said child."
    Kids even love their crappy moms. Mine does.

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  2. man there is such a thing as teen clubs? really? wow..i mean maybe it means they are out doing really bad things but wow.. and it closes @ 1am?? gosh...crazy! clubs here in colorado springs close @ 2!!! 2!!! wtf?? i miss that about miami, whenever i do wanna go dancing, i can not go until 11 or 12 & they are open til 5am & then i can go to the beach & get some grub...sooo fun. well, not like i do that much anymore but if i wanted to if would be nice to be able to.

    oh anyway, i got off track...sorry lol. sounds like you are gonna have a rough sunday...sorry girlie. maybe you will get lucky & the kids will sleep in...hey, hell can freeze over..

    good luck! hope you can get some sleep & have the headache go away...carb w/d's sucks, thats why i quit atkins real fast! =)

    xox

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  3. Wow good luck and I hope you get some sleep.

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  4. Just be a mean mom like me & tell him he can't go, ha! Emily already thinks I'm the worst parent on Earth because I won't let her go to some of the teen clubs, come on 1 freaking a.m. you are 14 years old honey!
    Lay a donut next to Peyton's pillow & a video game next to Cade's pillow? Hopefully you were able to sleep in!

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  5. Alas, I get the sense that the tattoo doesn't go away until the youngest one turns 25.

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  6. You are such a good mommy!!!

    I hope you were able to catch a few zzzz's.

    See you soon.

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  7. hahahahaha that last sentence MADE my day :) Seriously, laughing... thanks

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  8. Lasers are too expensive...use some corrosive acids instead. Much cheaper.

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  9. Would you adopt me? I would LOVE for somebody to get me donuts on Sunday morning, and a frappaccino, too.

    I am able to control Wynnie now by using the MOMMY IS SATAN face and telling her if she even DARES to come into Mommy's room and wakes Mommy up she's dead meat. I fear that when it's Mack and Wynnie, I'll be outnumbered and nobody will care. Guess I'm off to get my tattoo.

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  10. Oh yeah, I think many moms share your tattoo... it's not as sexy as some of them out there, but it's ours nonetheless.

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  11. My Aunt M and her family lived across the street from a neighborhood, family operated bakery. I LOVED to spend Friday night there with the cousins 'cause Aunt M would leave $$$ on top of the TV with instructions to "DO NOT DISTURB" on Saturday AM. We HAD TO quietly take the $$$, make our way through the vapors of baked-goods-fragrance-laden dew (so heavenly), buy anything that our hearts desired, and watch Saturday AM cartoons. Died and gone to heaven!! Thanks for the flashback!

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  12. I'm with Peyton when are we going to get some donuts? MMMM. I hope they let you get a little sleep today. I couldn't believe I was up past midnight last night that never happens anymore.

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  13. Hope your day got a LITTLE bit more relaxing for ya!!

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  14. LMAO! Ah yes donuts are a MUST on Sunday. Didn't you know?
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  15. LMAO! Ah yes donuts are a MUST on Sunday. Didn't you know?
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  16. LOL-

    I love the how you said Ave will wake for her post midnight BOOB-

    And about having tattoos removed for real, I have one on my foot and I want it gone-

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  17. Awww...you poor thing! Lack of sleep is part of that mom-territory and so is being a sucker unfortunately too.

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  18. Ah yes girl I thought I recognized you from somewhere . . .it was the tattoo shop! At least we have matching ones . . .I'll tell you yours looks cool if you tell me mine looks cool, too:)

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  19. Let me know if you ever get it off... i need mine removed too!

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  20. Don't worry - I think we all have a variation of that tattoo on our foreheads!

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  21. we are all suckers in some way...i am a sucker for Jeremy-in doing every possible thing under the sun to enusre his "happiness"....SPOILED....

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  22. Hope your day ended up a little bit better!

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  23. Well, you are nicer than my mom was. I wasn't even allowed out past midnight when I was in high school. And, she certainly WOULDN'T have been the one picking me up even then. I hoped to be a slightly "cooler" version of mom than that. But, every day I hear things come out of my mouth and think, "Shit! I sound just like MY mom!" Hopefully, my kids still love me. LOL!

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