Public Service Announcement:
This is for your own good really. I know it may be difficult to accept. But you have a huge ass. Truly. It's time to come to terms with the fact. This means: throw away all of those pre-baby undies that you used to look hot in. The undies you pick up at Victoria's secret and think are huge? Well they fit you now. Don't buy a size smaller just because the size 2 sales girl is making you feel inadequate. You aren't doing yourself any favors. After wearing pre-baby or denial panties all day you will be left with lacerations to your inner thighs. Seriously. The kind that you may need a home nurse to perform wound care on.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Do these come in an XXL?
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Are you talkin' to me??? Seriously cause I had this happen a few months ago. I bought new underwear, you know, the kind that comes in a package of 10 at Target. I took them out of the package, held them up and said, Oh hell no!!! Then I put them on, and bawled because they fit.
ReplyDeleteHow did you know that??
ROFLMAO! Yeah, I'm sadly realizing that it's time to do new underware shopping myself!
ReplyDeleteI love your post! I so had to come to realization after my third child!
ReplyDeleteLOL, That's why I tell my husband not to even bother with a VS gift card.
ReplyDeleteLOL....I tell my husband not to buy me ANY clothing at all! It is hard enough for me to find something that fits! I so need to lose some weight....
ReplyDeleteI still have a whole pile of VS panties that I'm holding on to "just in case", someday... you never know, hah ha!
ReplyDeleteI have been wearing the granny panties for some time now. I retired the silky little ones that ended up in my crack. Hubby hates them but oh, well.
ReplyDeleteLOL...that is why its totally the best to go commando... =)
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