Dear Delivery Truck Driver Headed East on Page Ave at 8:30am,
Let me just say that I know what it's like to have a rank cup of coffee or old Coke hanging out in your cup holder. I feel you pain dude. Have you noticed a lot of drive throughs have garbage cans? So do most gas stations and pretty much anyplace else. Also have you ever considered actually stopping your truck to toss out your putrid drink? Like maybe at a stop light? That would be the preferred method. Because ya see I really didn't enjoy having your foul fluid tossed on my car as I drove past you on my way to work. Can I just tell you that had my window been open even a smidgen I would have followed you. Drug you out of your truck and flashed you. Thus rendering you temporarily blind and in need of counseling.
XOXO
Zoe
Monday, December 3, 2007
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Eeeewe!! That is nasty. WTF is wrong with people?
ReplyDeleteYuck. I would have been ticked!!!!
ReplyDeletethat's disgusting! Who would do something like that?! I would, maybe... if I was in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. But, Page Ave??
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with the fools who not only litter but do so with the most rancid things?! Nasty for you!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I hope that person gets shit on by a giant bird who just slurped her nasty ass old drink! What is wrong with people? How lazy can we get?
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