The Christmas decorations are up. Well not at my house but at others. I do not decorate outside for the simple fact that it is colder than a witches tit in a brass bra (I have heard that is really damn cold). If that makes me the Grinch so freakin' be it. But I do drive the darlings around to look at other peoples crap...ahh..I mean decorations. Tonight on the way home from a school function we passed a house with a GIANT plastic manger in their front yard.
Peyton: HOLY SHIT! IT'S BABY JESUS! STOP THE CAR MOM SO WE CAN GET OUT AND SEE HIM!!!!
Cade: AWWWW. Peyton said a bad word! If baby Jesus heard you he'll tell God to tell Santa not to bring you any presents! Can we go look at baby Jesus mom????
No. We did not stop. Yes. The language was dealt with. No. I have no clue where he could have heard such a thing. No. I don't think they realized that wasn't the real baby Jesus...seeing as Cade wanted to take him another blanket.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Away in the manger
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No clue huh,:) I don't get the blow up crap thats all deflated all the time.
ReplyDeleteI love your kids, I really need to come spend a day at "Hell House". I think Andre would fit right in considering he told us tonight that "he can't say fuckin shit". Yep really nice huh?
ReplyDeletethis story is classic!!! the things kids can say...
ReplyDeleteToo freakin' cute! And the witches tit in a brass bra - is that a MI saying? My mom says something very similar.
ReplyDeleteWe take the kids up to the northern part of town around the holidays - in the hood they have contests to see who can assemble the most plastic baby Jesus', Snoopy's dressed as Santa Claus, and inflatable Grinches. Warms my heart every year.
Wow, it sounds really, really cold there. I am the same way though, no way I am standing outside rigging up a bunch of lights while snot dribbles down my nose and I get ticked off by all the tangles. Totally not worth it. Not when I have a bunch of nutso neighbors willing to do it. We can drive around in our warm little cars and enjoy!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! At least my kids aren't the only cursing heathens on the face of the planet! LOL!
ReplyDeleteWe truly must be related, or as Driving w/the Brakes On said, it is a MI thing to say the 'Colder than a witches tit' phrase. I about fell out of my chair I thought my Mom was the only crazy broad who came up w/ great stuff like that!
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By the way...I can no longer listen to One Republic-Apologize w/o singing it Cade's way.
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There..caught up on my commenting for the morning, whew I hate being away from my computer! & just for the record-the time that shows I post is waaaay wrong, it is 4:43 am right now, not crazy enough to be up @ 2:30 blog surfing.
Soda just shot out of my nose! Seriously, Zoe...thanks for the laugh. :0) You have no idea how badly I needed that right now.
ReplyDeleteThose boys crack me up!
ReplyDeleteC'mon over to my house, I have some llama love for you. It works kind of like a meme, but it's an award. We'll talk about how you can wrangle your sidebars into submission and put it up there.
ReplyDeleteThat's freakin' hilarious! Love it. I have to say though, with the way I talk around here, my kids will be saying crap like that! Maybe I should clean up my mouth in hopes that my kids will keep their nice, sweet language! I'm terrible and I can't even help it!
ReplyDeleteOkay Zoe, I think that you should start wrigint a blog for a living. Or, your kids should go into actin. I love it!!!!
ReplyDeletei'd love to teach you:)
ReplyDeleteI know I say this all the time, but your family cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteNo Christmas lights?? *GASP*
I just have my husband freeze his butt off outside putting up lights. He complains every year, but I just threaten him with death and he does it...ROFL