Things that make ya go huh??

• If you are in the hospital telling someone your pneumonia was so bad if you would have waited one more day you would have "died" should you be going outside to smoke?
• How do two FUGLY ass people make an adorable, perfect, angelic looking child? Ah and NO I am not speaking of Mark and I so stop it right now!
• I watched you put two dollars of gas in your car which is about to be parts in an auto salvage yard, go buy smokes-and then come out and turn on a kick ass sound system. Where did ya get those spinners?
• Your 40 and you work at Burger King-not as a manger-and your acting like I'm a dumb ass cause you screwed up my order-again. This is my problem how? *No offense fast food workers. I generally like you. I mean you do feed my offspring on a regular basis*