Sunday, February 3, 2008

Old McDonald has a goat


Karen is having a contest to win something from her rockin' Etsy Store. Simply post your most emabarrasing moment on your blog or in her comments. Winner takes all.

Many years ago a well meaning boyfriend took Amonte and I to the Toledo Zoo for the day. It was the hottest day of the summer with a heat index well into the 100's. I wore a short thin sun dress with only a scanty pair of thongs under it. Ok, I was like 22. Hawt and skinny. I could so pull it off then.

We spent the afternoon ogling the animals and eating ice cones. When we came to the petting zoo Amonte refused to go in alone. No problem. I lurve me some goats. One particularly friendly goat made his way right over to me. Darling baby. I petted him and gave him some goodies. When I went to walk away he grabbed my dress and got a bit grumpy. I petted and sweet talked him some more and again tried to make my escape.

This time the little bugger stuck his head up my dress. I tried desperately to keep my dress down and shove him out from under it. He was having none of that. He grabbed a hold of my panties and begin to pull. By now we were drawing a crowd. Of course nobody, including my date was coming to my aid.

I continued to try and discreetly dislodge the heinous pervert from under my dress. Suddenly there was a loud RIP noise and the evil creature ran off with my panties. He stops. Looks at me victoriously. Then proceeds to eat my undies in front of an audience.

I spent the rest of the afternoon commando. Amonte told everyone who would listen all day long and for the next 6 months that a goat ate his mom's panties. My boyfriend thought it was his lucky day. He was so wrong.

20 comments:

  1. You've told me that story before, but it was even better the 2nd time around! Bwahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh. :0) Perverted little goat...

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  2. Awe...the good 'ole days! Doncha miss them? At Amonte's wedding reception you can make a toast "Remember the time a goat ate mommy's panties?"

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  3. Ah HA! Yet another reason I can add to my 'Why we are NOT getting a goat' list.

    DH wants a goat badly. I DO NOT>

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  4. Oh, that is totally humiliating. Definitely in the running with that one. But I still love goats for their very rascalliness. (How 'bout that wonderful made-up word?)

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  5. Holy crap !
    that's gotta be the freakin funniest story i've heard !
    And M always wanted a goat to 'mow the lawn'... i don't think so.

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  6. I don't know what the other stories are yet..LOL..but I think you win! Great story!

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  7. ha! I love it!
    That damn little goat bastard!

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  8. I have heard this before and it still made me fall over laughing. YOu should definitely be the winnter. This story takes the cake!

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  9. You just made me snort back out my coffee! My God, that was hilarious. Sadly, I could so picture that happening, goat are such PERVs. And the fact that he ate it...OMG.

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  10. I'd say you win! That is too dang funny.

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  11. Thats hilarious!!! I hope you can laugh about it now!!

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  12. OMG! That is Hillarious! HAHAHAHA

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  13. Note to self: don't blog right before bed. Yes, I dreamed all night long that a goat ate my panties! Too bad your most embarrassing moment didn't involve sex...I wouldn't mind dreaming about THAT all night!

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  14. thats freakin hilarious!!!!!!! i don't know what i wouldv'e done!! Geez!!!

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  15. Oh that's simply beautiful! *laugh* Thanks for sharing.

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  16. Oh my goodness! I would have died! Love your blog!

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