Sunday, January 20, 2008

Gag me with a giant spoon.

Last week witchypoo tagged people for helpful household hints and neglected me. I think this is because she knows I am the Goddess of Domestic Zeroism. I think she mind travels through my laundry room. Yikes. So any who, she sensed my hurt and tagged me for 6 quirky things about me. Me quirky?

  1. Most of my quirks have to do with food. Those of you who know me are probably snickering right now. Stop it cause you look ugly when you do that and your face may freeze that way.
  2. I have a major fear of mushrooms. Just typing the word makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. This is a RATIONAL fear people. They are a FUNGUS. They get HUGE. They have HAIR. They grow in moldy, dirty dank, stinky places. Ewww.
  3. I prefer divided plates. I can not eat food that is touching. I especially hate it if their "juices" run together. Gag me.
  4. I do not eat any food in a scoop form except for ice cream. You know how they use an ice cream scoop for mashed potatoes or mac n cheese and it's all in a little ball? BARF.
  5. I do not eat gravy. Period. It is used to disguise nastiness.
  6. I do not eat lumps of any sort. Nothing smooth should be lumpy. It is a law. Obey it.
This is only the beginning of what I lovingly refer to as my "food rules". Any one wanna make me dinner?

22 comments:

  1. Holy Moly!! I am going to tell you the complete honest truth, I just got finished a blog post about me being weird about food. When I finished, I clicked to see my feeds, came here and voila, you are weird about food too. I am with you on all but the gravy. And I am especially with your 1000% on the mushrooms, gag!!!

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  2. hmm, I get the running together of the juices, usually I like everything separate, but I'd be afraid to make you dinner, even though I only use a scoop for ice cream. My mashed taters tend to be a little lumpy, I don't have the patience to beat them forever.

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  3. Dinner at my place? Lumpy mashed potatoes with mushroom gravy and cottage cheese? No?

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  4. That is funny. I don't like mushrooms either, but they don't really gross me out. I don't like gravy either!!!

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  5. SO FUNNY! I can't have food run together either. No salty with my sweet. Nothing soggy. GAG. That means no cereal with milk. EVER. No cake with ice cream on the side. 2 dishes. I've been putting together a list of noises I can't stand. Most of my food issues arise from listening to others eat. I've been known to hum while others eat so I can't hear the sound of them eating.

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  6. Okay - this was hysterical - "disguised nastiness" - HA! ANd, "It is a law. Obey it" - too funny! You are a little particular - but ... it's your mouth - you have the right to decide what is going in it and if it bothers you - then ...

    Hope you had a good weekend - I enjoyed this - see you soon. Kellan

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  7. Nope, I don't think I want to cook you dinner, however you have got me intrigued. Please do a whole post about your food habits?

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  8. If you only knew what kind of a-hole you were dealing with here, you wouldn't even go out to dinner with me! Cause I would tease you. Lucky for me, my kids ate everything and anything. As long as it was already dead, they were good with it. Although the divided plate would come in handy for spinach. I can never get spinach to drain completely.

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  9. Freakin made me laugh so hard !! too funny.
    Growing up poor and with two sisters, you eat what and when you can ! So i have limited food yuckies... so i'm not sure i could invite you over for a dinner party... but a CRAFTING party with my Marth GLITTER **ding ding ding ** We have a WINNER !

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  10. You crack me up w/ your food-freaked-outness :) Is that a word? I laugh as I read this from the perspective of the human who will eat any (& everything) once & maybe twice or 3 times! Wish they still had Fear Factor :)

    Lina

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  11. gag me with a spoon!!! ha ha ha now i know we definitely grew up at the same time! i don't like gravy either!

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  12. "They get HUGE. They have HAIR. They grow in moldy, dirty dank, stinky places. Ewww."

    The same could be said of humans. :P Of course we don't EAT humans. Most of us anyway.

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  13. I laughed when I saw your food rules!

    Dee

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  14. HAHA! My food can't touch either!

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  15. wow...

    it's about all i can say about this. wow.

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  16. i am totally with you on #2, #3, and #5. :)

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  17. I can't have my food touching either. My dad used to get so mad at me because I would literally about have a meltdown if my food touched.
    I don't like mushrooms either, but I don't think it is such an extreme hate as you seem to have for them. I mean I won't eat them, but if they get on my food, I just pick them off and go for it. (Are you about to have a coniption after reading that?? ROFL)Hopefully Applebee's won't get any thing mushroomy on you food tomorrow night....HA HA

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  18. So I take it you don't like those Kentucky Fried Chicken bowls with the mashed potatoes, chicken, corn and cheese all topped with gravy?

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  19. funny!! I have a quirky kid that should have come from you!! Charlie has all the same issues. Talk about gag reflex! AHHHH! It is maddening trying to cook for a child like you!!!!

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  20. ha ha ... I have a friend who won't eat anything green. And he doesn't like food that touches either. Maybe you can get a 2 for 1deal at a food therapist? :)

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  21. Duly noted should I ever have you over for dinner. ;0) LOL!

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  22. Too funny. I love it, the scoop thing. I like when they have those little mini-scoopers, you know like for melons...melon balls! Melon ball fight sounds good.

    You sound like my son, he is so particular with the food touching thing. He will probably be using divided plates forever!

    I guess I can't make you some of my famous turkey pot pie (lots of gravy, lots of lumps and lots of stuff oozing together) : )

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