Thursday, January 31, 2008

Every Parent's Worst Nightmare

I found this on Denise's blog and I couldn't resist. Especially since I have some ahhh..."colorful" readers. I'm intrested to see if anyone can top mine. Let's just say my fine was shockingly high. I will post it in the comments.

Whats your fine?????

This actually was quite hilarious! This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. The total Fine Amount with Everything is $1,110.60...

Let's see how many Naughty Readers I have! :) Also, put your fine total in my Comments so that I can see how many of you should be Locked Up! CHECK OUT THE COMMENTS... I was a Naughty Naughty Girl... My total is in there.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

> > Smoked pot -- $10
> > Did acid -- $5
> > Ever had sex at church -- $25
> > Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
> > Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
> > Had sex for money -- $100
> > Ever had sex with the a different race -- $20
> > Vandalized something -- $20
> > Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
> > Beat up someone -- $20
> > Been jumped -- $10
> > Crossed dressed -- $10
> > Given money to stripper -- $25
> > Been in love with a stripper -- $20
> > Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
> > Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
> > Ever drive drunk -- $20
> > Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
> > Used toys while having sex -- $30
> > Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
> > Went skinny dipping -- $5
> > Had sex in a pool -- $20
> > Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
> > Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
> > Cheated on your significant other -- $10
> > Masturbated -- $10
> > Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend-$20
> > Done oral -- $5
> > Got oral -- $5
> > Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
> > Stole something -- $10
> > Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
> > Made a nasty home video -- $15
> > Had a threesome -- $50
> > Had sex in the wild -- $20
> > Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
> > Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
> > Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
> > Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
> > Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
> > Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
> > Went streaking -- $5
> > Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
> > Been arrested -- $5
> > Spent time in jail -- $15
> > Peed in the pool -- $0.50
> > Played spin the bottle -- $5
> > Done something you regret -- $20
> > Had sex with your best friend -- $20
> > Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
> > Had anal sex -- $80
> > Lied to your mate -- $5
> > Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

34 comments:

  1. $905.60 Yikes. It was the teen years I swear.

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  2. WOW... and i thought i was a bad girl.... $670.60...
    I guess i can go back to church now...
    what a fun game !!

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  3. 495.10, but I didnt pee in the pool
    And? I ain't payin!
    Why didn't my slut years yield more fines?
    I notice there was nothing about mooning seniour citizens in there, or flashing truckers either. Not that I did that, oh, no.

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  4. Woo-Hoo... I'm a great big SQUARE. $395.60. My dad would disagree that I'm a square, since apparently he FOLLOWED ME around town when I was in high school. This was fun, maybe the rest of the items should be on my "What to do before I die" list. The good thing is we all know who's peed in the pool!

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  5. Mine is $125. And no I am not lying. I wasn't a very bad girl....:P

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  6. I have a whopping $720.60, not bad I think.

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  7. $410.50 Heck, I'm not as bad as I give myself so much sh*t for! Guess I can go back to the drawing board :)

    Lina

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  8. I thought it would be worst, but a lot of stuff ain't on there.

    440.60

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  9. Wait, do I get to add $10 for every time I masturbate? Because that's a different story.

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  10. 130.50
    i was a lifeguard for 10+ years. of course i peed in the pool.

    haha. this was fun. i'm a good girl.

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  11. WTF? I'm boring as HELL! $320.60!! LOL

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  12. this is my first time here...LOL..Love this it's hilarious!so my fine 470.00 ..wow and my dh is ten years olders than me so I guess I max out there...

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  13. Hi, Zoe!

    This is my first visit here, coming by way of Amy. Apparently you are the Kevin Bacon of Bloggyhood so I had to check you out, and so glad that I did! This is hysterical, and a bit scary I must admit! :) My fine would be $255.50, guess I wasn't the badass I thought I was! *giggle*

    Lizzy

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  14. $415.60! I am so very proud at this exact moment. I feel like I should head over to Post Secret and start spilling my guts . . .

    And $905.60?! Holy crap woman - I bow down before you!

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  15. I thought mine would be BAD but it's only 615.60. $915? You rawk!

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  16. Fun game... I didn't even dare add mine up. Scary..

    Found you through Amy's blog.

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  17. 650.10 eek.....good thing most of that is past! :)

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  18. $315.50. I thought that was pretty high until I saw the comments, LOL.

    BTW surely they only added that .5o bit so it would be very clear who had peed in a pool.

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  19. 485.10, and I'm just glad there weren't **some other** things listed. OY! HAHAHA!

    By the way, I found you through Amy; absolutely had to find out who Zoe was. So far, Zoe, I am thinking you are one very funny person!

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  20. this is soooo hilarious!! i dont evennnn want to know mine!!
    soo....
    i saw on mary's blog (i was snooping) that you are going to CHA??? i think?

    with the craft critique???

    im going with sara and martha...you too?? i hope so!!!
    let me know if this is true! im so excited. and i'd love to show you some stuff with your camera;)

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  21. $405.60

    I had trouble counting that high though. My math is sketchy.

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  22. $435.60

    peeing in the pool? Come on.

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  23. I seriously hope the fine wasn't for each offense (such as 5 x the 10 times I smoked pot=50). If that's the case, triple my score of 440.

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  24. Hey, I back.
    635.10
    Not too bad, ;)

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  25. $192....unless you count multiple offenses separately.

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  26. $310.60

    I guess I'm a veritable angel compared to some people. =)

    Can't recall how I found your site, but glad that I did!

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  27. Wait, was I supposed to add extra for every time?

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  28. yeah i'm a little scared to do this lol...i mean i know i was a wild child (still not a bad kid but i was pretty crazy)...and as hubby says, i am a reformed slut.... so i might break a new record if i did it. lol...

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